withthemarchingband:

Or just spend the rest of the season pretending to play those quarter notes.

withthemarchingband:

Or just spend the rest of the season pretending to play those quarter notes.

(via oboeangst)

katara:

when will sports end 

(via doomslock)

"It’s always surprising to me how many young women think they have to be perfect. I rarely meet a young man who doesn’t think he already is."

 Hillary Clinton speaking at Simmons Leadership Conference (via femininefreak)

SHOTS FIRED.

(via unforgettabledetritus)

(via the-third-way)

The cadenzas in…well…anything.

howshouldwebassoon:

communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

(Source: communistbakery, via sevenpercent-stronger)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via nickyplayspiccolo)

xxwaytoopunkxx:

lxght-speed:

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

THESE ARE FUCKING GOLD

I lost it at the Disney world one.

(via sevenpercent-stronger)

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

(via sevenpercent-stronger)

capnmidori:

jane-potter:

nemonclature:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

I’m so confused

IT HAS BEGUNand i just magically transformed into an old person like what the hell not even paying taxes made me old but suddenly i justbam. old.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

capnmidori:

jane-potter:

nemonclature:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

I’m so confused

IT HAS BEGUN

and i just magically transformed into an old person like what the hell not even paying taxes made me old but suddenly i just

bam. old.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

(via sevenpercent-stronger)

fyeahfreebatch:

Bringing this back because Martin has a pocket Benny. So.

(Source: sherlockstuff, via sevenpercent-stronger)